lol, this is a joke my staff sargeant sent to me…lol

CHICANO GENIE

A Mexican lady was walking along the bank of the L.A. River when she
stumbled upon an old empty cerveza bottle. She picked it up, rubbed it,
and SNAP!!! a Genie appeared. She talked with him awhile then the Genie
told her he would grant her ONE wish.

She said to the Genie, “I heard from mi prima that I could get three
wishes if I ever found a Genie.” The Genie then said, “Oh no, sorry, esa.
Three-wish genies are story-tale myth.

I’m a ONE-WISH Genie, Uno, no mas! So…que quieres?” The lady didn’t
hesitate. She said, “I want Peace in the Middle East.

See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and
I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Gringos and I want all the Jews and
Gringos to love the Arabs. It will bring world peace and harmony.” she
continued.

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, “Orale! BE REASONABLE!…..
Those fools have a pedo that goes back thousands of years, chale! I’m out
of shape after being in that bottle for five hundred years. I’m good, but
NOT THAT GOOD!!! I don’t think it can be done.

PLEASE make another wish and please be reasonable.”

The lady thought for a minute and said, “Well, I’ve never been able to
find the right man. I want a Mexican boyfriend….You know, one that
DOESN’T DRINK ALCOHOL, nice y fun, likes cumbias, and helps with cleaning
la casa.

I want him to be great in bed and gets along con mi familia, and is
FAITHFUL and doesn’t throw chingasos at me. That’s what I wish for….a
good Mexican man!”

The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his cabeza and
said,

“Chingada vieja!!!……

Let me see that pinchi map again.